The Small Press Expo

I received word I would be be graciously allowed to table at the Small Press Expo in Bethesda Maryland (September 14 and 15) this year. Aside from a few invited guests, spaces must be apportioned via lottery system, so there’s rarely more than a 20% chance of any one indy cartoonist getting in unless they’re already very famous.

This year, I’m one of the 20%.

I will be selling my zine, “Trolls of Iceland,” which includes a fold-out pin-up of Gryla, the child-devouring Christmas giantess of Icelandic folklore.

There will also be my comics collection “Amerinomicon,” featuring versions of famous American folk tales, with black-humor/absurdist bent.

I also plan to debut the black-and-white collection of Chapter 1 of “Deadline Juice,” my ongoing horror webcomic.

I will also be selling mushroom greeting cards, and giving away promotional buttons, so stop by Booth 54!

Cherry Blossoms

I had rather a good weekend. I doubt one could expect a better one. Maybe if it had more hours, so that I could have fitted more of the stuff I enjoy into it.

Starting on Friday, the dude who runs the conference center wheeled a trolley around, with leftover donuts and turkey wraps. Free donuts are always welcome. I ate one and took one for the road. One of the things I was hoping to get to was eating that donut, but whenever food was on my mind, I was either about to eat something better, or the donut was out of reach. After work, the weather was good enough for us to have an inaugural glass of wine on the patio at the local bistro.

Saturday, Cameron and I went to see the cherry blossoms at the DC tidal basin. It also happened to be the national kite festival, and a gorgeous, 70-degree, sunny day. We ate ice cream from a greasy truck and took a bunch of photos and only got nearly clothes-lined by a kite string once. We were also very clever in getting in two separate lines for ice cream (there were two trucks) because the lines for both of them were absurdly long, and the man inside was running credit cards through the Square app on a cellphone, which can be tricky even not in gigantic crowds of everyone trying to instagram their photos of tree flowers at the same time. As Cameron mentioned, around 1,000,000 people come into DC specifically to look at these sakura trees, and with the peak timed for April 1st, today was probably people’s first choice. It certainly had the weather. There were lines for couples to lean against a railing that happened to offer the perfect combination of sakura bough, tidal basin, and Jefferson Memorial over the shoulder. I think I blinked in 90% of the photos taken, but still, she persists.

Sunday was our deferred date day, since I had freelance deadlines running up through Friday, so I planned out a day of tacos, movies, and noodles. first, though, Cameron went off to church, while I ate cereal and drew my comic. If I can keep on it, I will be on track to finish before the summer, and can start shopping it around to publishers as proof of concept. When church was over, we went to what the Washington Post called one of the 10 best taquerias in the region. Most, annoyingly, are outside the city, I suppose as that’s where most of the actual Mexicans can afford to live, and I can’t fault them for wanting to open restaurants where rent is cheap. The place we went is called Taco Bamba, and it’s as hipster as all hell. Steel chairs, exposed brick walls, employees wearing black t-shirts, and items on the menu named things like “The Sid Vicious” (fried cod) and “The Drunken Master” (shrimp and peanuts). And, like all hipster food joints, the food was surprisingly good, though I’m glad we got there when it wasn’t yet half-full. Those places get loud so quickly.

Then we looked at orchids in the Kogod courtyard in the National Portrait Gallery. They had an orchid exhibit on display.

Then we went to see Us, Jordan Peele’s latest horror movie. Neither of us are incredible horror fans, but I have never seen a horror movie in a theater, and the vocal anxiety that rumbled around whenever things on screen got tense was most satisfying. The movie was scarier in the first half, when everything was a complete mystery, than in the second half, when everything was still a complete mystery, but more in a “huh?” way than an “aggh!” way.

We capped the day off with a trip to the hottest ramen restaurant in town: Daikaya. It is a wee place that seats less than 30, and we got placed right up next to the bar. We got to see the over-worked staff simmering the broths, scooping in the tare seasonings, pack fresh balls of noodles into each bowl, and layer in vegetables and seasonings right next to us. The wait time when we first walked in around 6:00 was 40 minutes (enough time for a drink at the neighboring sports bar) and when we left sated, the wait time for a table was 90. So. I would recommend the Spicy miso, which Cameron got, just because otherwise the broth is a little flat. I got the Shoyu (pork bone) flavor, which is how I know.

I can’t remember the last time a weekend has been so satisfyingly entertaining. The only thing we didn’t get in was a book store. So, taking that into consideration, the weekend was an abject failure, over which a dark cloud shat lightning and acid rain all over our futile attempts at cheer.

Sitty folk have come for pinkertrees

Sitty folk have come for pinkertrees

A buzzlebub inspecting the florifications

A buzzlebub inspecting the florifications

The National Wongo, with some flutter-sheets

The National Wongo, with some flutter-sheets

The Favourites

I have seen 3 movies recently, and all of them are good. I made sure, because I read the reviews beforehand. The first movie is the Favourite, a period drama about two ladies jockeying for the Queen of England’s favor (or favour) through saucy insults, frequent swearing, and lesbianism. The second is Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse, which is the exact opposite movie, being about a kid who gets spider powers and is coached in using them by different other heroes who also have spider powers who are all shuttled together due to a rip in time and space across different dimensions. The third is Mandy, an surrealist action horror film starring Nic Cage as a man whose wife is assaulted by an evil cult, and goes insane seeking bloody revenge against them.

One of these movies has been nominated for 10 Oscars, one for 1 Oscar, and one was disqualified from entry, and I’ll leave you to figure out which one is which.

All three movies are made by people who know exactly what they want to put on screen, exactly the story they want to tell, and exactly how they want the audience to react, and all three succeed in all three categories. I mean, the Favourite is a dark movie about political and sexual intrigue, which I usually find boring, butt it’s also very funny, all the way through. It tosses in everything, and makes the very, very topical point, I think, that the rich and powerful are not to be trusted. Even while there’s a war going on, they’ll hire a fat guy to strip naked and wear a pink wig in order to throw tomatoes at him for fun. They’ll gamble on duck races. Even those who work their way up from the muck (literally) will happily embrace a life of ordering their social lessers around and kicking bunnies, and engage in all sorts of skullduggery and “harmless” violence to keep their position.

Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse was no doubt rewritten a hundred times by a small crew of screenwriters, but they must have been very good, because the story and characters are perfect, and they hit every single emotional beat out of the park. It’s probably incomprehensible to anyone unfamiliar with Spider-Man, but how many people does that count these days anyway? What drew my wallet to the box office, though, was the animation. This movie is unlike anything I’ve ever seen, in blending 2- and 3-D animation, erasing backgrounds, and flipping between filmic and comic-book-style imagery. Nearly every frame looks like a picture from a comic book, with the amount of color, detail, and action crammed in. Sound effects show up on screen as bouncing words! At one point, Spider-Man throws a bagel, and it hits a guy on the head with a tiny “BAGEL!” noise. It’s inventive, and strange, and a little hard to understand how a major studio threw $200,000,000 at it, but all of that money is visible in the final product.

Mandy also grabbed me for its visual style. I usually don’t pick up B-movies unless they’re very stylish. Otherwise, what’s the point? Nearly every single B-movie is a rehash of some very old tale, and in Mandy’s case, that’s a revenge story. The first half of the movie is dedicated to Mandy and Nic Cage’s home life, and is set to a soft-focus, dreamy, floaty sort of camerawork. It makes me want to move to the Pacific Northwest and built my own cabin and sleep under a giant stained glass skylight discussing my favorite planets with my wife. The second half is set in a sort of nightmare world. Half the time the screen is completely red, and all movements leaves aftertrails. One scene involves Mandy being drugged with LSD and mutant wasp venom (?) by the evil cult, and everything is shot in a blown-out, saturated, slow-motion hallucinatory daze. It either makes you really want to try LSD, or never ever touch LSD with less that a 40-foot pole, and I’m not saying which camp I fell into.

The point is, movies for the rest of the year have a high bar to cross.

Society of Illustrators: West Coast

Two of my works have been accepted by the Society of Illustrators: West Coast (abbreviated to “SILA” for Los Angeles because “SIWC” is not a word) and I’m very pleased.

The first is displayed on the top of my home page, because I am a clever marketer who sometimes does smart things like putting my best work closest to the audience, and hiding the filler at the bottom. It’s the one with the minotaurs and demon pigs in Tibetan Buddhist style for Tricycle: The Buddhist Review magazine. I knew from the get-go how pretty awesome this piece would be, and having worked extra hard on it, I’m glad that other people with professional credentials feel that way too.

The second piece will be up soon, about gerrymandering. I’m pleased with this one being selected also, since there was an experimentation process going on while I was working with it. I honestly get bored sick working on the computer, and this piece was an attempt to see how much I could get away with working off the computer, while still allowing me the freedom to edit as I pleased. Like all great experiments, it didn’t quite work, but I learned a bunch, and can possibly use that knowledge for a future assignment.

Which, of course, leads me to a crossroads I’ve been at since before college. Having received professional accolades for two of my projects, both of which I enjoyed equally, but each of which looks vastly different from the other, I am unsure which style to proceed with. I think they’re too similar to split them off and market myself as a man of many styles, take your pick! But they’re too different to advertise together (like I’m doing now) without art directors being unsure what they’re going to get if they hire me. Already, I don’t have the time to churn out personal work in both styles, and when I do personal work, it looks completely different anyway.

Commerce has always been the bane of my career. But no one in any professional capacity has responded positively (I mean, by hiring me. Plenty have said, “You do good work!” and immediately forgotten my name) to anything I’ve done for my own pleasure, which is probably what broke my sense of how my art should look to begin with. I’ve opened and closed too many online stores to be able to gauge anything from a popular vote, and the friends are generally too… friendly or inexperienced to give what I feel is useful advice. My wife has given me some good pointers, and I trust her, but she has tastes that often veer from mine, and from art directors too.

Which way shall I go? Because I’m sure straddling the fence is just as damaging to my illustration career as the five years I spent with a crude, unpopular, lazy style following college.


Today I conned my wife into going shoe shopping with me with promises of movies, which is a sentence I don’t normally say.

For quite some time now, I have been without proper rain gear. I have a rain coat, but all of my shoes either have holes worn in them, or are running shoes with mesh “breathability” fabrics that make them about as waterproof as an old sponge. Lest you think I only have two pairs of shoes, I also have a dress pair that feel like the instep is lined with thumb tacks (for job interviews) and army boots that are so old they have grown fuzz.

So, I hunted the internet for boots, but really, there was only one brand I kinda sorta wanted: Doc Martens. These are the boots of punk bands. Joe Strummer wore them. Johnny Rotten wore them. Peter Capaldi in the role of Doctor Who wore them. They’re stylish, leather, and sturdy working class boots that come in a variety of posh designs and also cost $140 on average for the standard 8-hole lace up style. My decision was not only based on style. Doc Martens are supposed to be very rugged, long-lasting boots, and according to the “boots theory” of economics, an expensive pair of boots will last the buyer as long as 10 cheap pairs of boots, meaning that people who can only afford inferior brands will end up paying more over time. And I am only cheap in the long term.

The boots I ended up getting were made of Orleans leather, which feels sort of like frozen Crisco, but room temperature, in the only color that came with 8 lace-holes: military dark taupe. In reality, they are a dark green brown that looks like I skinned a ninja turtle for my shoes. I wish they came in black, but I’m willing to take the fashion risk, given that they were only 1 of 3 kinds that sported the superior Good Year welt stitching, and the other two felt like boot-shaped bricks.

After that adventure, (which only took 15 minutes, because I had a spreadsheet of my prefered styles laid out in my agenda booklet) we went to see Crazy Rich Asians in the Georgetown AMC. It was a very fun, cool movie full of extremely good-looking people, about two very nice people overcoming everyone else’s snobbery. It was very specific in its Asianity, in a way that I appreciate, because now I want to go to Singapore and eat at their street food court. The food there looked way better than any Asian food I’ve had since my mom made dumplings from scratch.

There is also a scene where the whole Crazy Rich family makes dumplings by hand, and the unfavored children get criticized for it. The rapper Awkwafina has a role as Sassy Best Friend and now I want to listen to more of her music on Youtube, and was, in my opinion, the best part of the movie, other than the food bits.

I wore my boots home. They will require some breaking in, and definitely some insoles, because apparently British people have no arches. But I used a coupon code and got a can of balsam oil for free, and we didn’t buy popcorn at the theater, because I snuck in Cheezits. Movie popcorn is too expensive in the long term.